The second staff member to get punched is…

You’re a 21-year-old college Junior.

For extra credit, you go to the psychology building to be in an experiment.

The experimenter has you sit alone in a room with a computer. She has you play a computer game against another college student in a different room.

If you win, you can blast the other student with a 90-decibel white noise machine.

If you lose, the other student can blast you.